We're Trying, Promise!

Note: this was to appear in Issue Two, but it sucked.

Welcome to (certain North Texas public school)! We hope you get a good education! (sorta.). We hope to make you merry with luxuries such as dirty gum filled bathrooms and immature students, which aren't offered in other schools in this district!
So, enjoy your stay!*



*(Provided the lockers work.)

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